We thought it’d be funny to take classic scenes from both video games and gaming movies and turn them into mad libs. And then have unassuming folks make and recite their newly-made masterpieces back to us. Thus Game Libs is born.
In our first edition of Game Libs, we took Jean-Claude Van Damme’s rousing speech from the 1994 classic Street Fighter and created a mad lib for it. Admit it, you cried, ya big baby. It’s cool — the first time we watched that, we chanted U-S-A for twenty minutes straight. Got us kicked out the theater, but it was worth it. At least we love our country, asshole movie ushers!
We also love this speech, so we asked three WWE wrestlers to give their own take on it. Here’s the template the wrestlers received:
[Noun (Plural)] — I have just [Verb ending in "ed"] new orders. Our superiors say, the war is [Verb ending in "ed"]. We can all go [Place] Bison is getting [Verb] for his crimes. And our [Noun (Plural)] will have [Verb ending in "ed"] here. Will have [Verb ending in "ed"] ..for nothing. But, we can all go [Place] Meanwhile, ideals like [Noun], [Noun], and [Noun] — they get [Verb ending in "ed"] up. But, we can all go [Place]. Well, I’m not going [Place]. I’m gonna get on my [Vehicle], and I’m going up [Type of Terrain], and I’m going to [Verb, action] that son of a bitch’s Bison’s ass so [Adjective], that the next Bison [Adjective] is going to [Verb] it. Now who wants to go [Place]? And who wants to go with [Person]?
Listen to Ted’s version of the speech right here:
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